I just read this article in the LA Times.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-sf-nudity-ban-20121119,0,7554993.story
A year after
passing an ordinance to gently regulate al fresco nudity — requiring that
naturists place something between their seats and public seating — city
officials are scheduled to vote Tuesday on whether to ban public nakedness
outright. Well, almost outright. This being San Francisco, there are
exceptions:
The preschool set still could go
diaper-less anywhere and everywhere. Fetishists could drop trou for a flogging
during the annual Folsom Street Fair, billed as the world's largest leather
fest.
The proposed ban would not stop the
athletically inclined from jettisoning their shorts during the Bay to Breakers
run — the historic, costume-optional race through this city's microclimates
(chilly to chillier). And Dykes on Bikes could wear — or not — whatever they
wished during the Pride Parade. But a starkers stroll down Market Street would
most emphatically be out if the prohibition passes.
"In its traditional form in
San Francisco, public nudity was fine," said Supervisor Scott Wiener, who
represents the Castro District and introduced both ordinances. "It was
fine to have a random [naked] person walking through the neighborhood once in a
while. It was fine at public festivals and parades."
But although many talk about the
tolerant "spirit of San Francisco," Wiener said, "what's
happening now is … a caricature."
You can thank the "Naked
Guys" for that.
Until recently, officials generally
had turned the other cheek to questions of public nudity — particularly when
the sightings of sandal-clad men with all-body tans around the Castro district,
the heart of gay San Francisco, were sporadic.
Then two years ago, when Jane
Warner Plaza was dedicated at the intersection of Castro and Market streets,
the number of Naked Guys grew. And so did the complaints, from gay men who live
in the area and shop owners near the gathering spot eventually dubbed the
"Buff Stop."
Wiener's attempt at regulation last
year banned nudity in restaurants and established the outdoor seating
guidelines. The goal was to bring a little civility back into the practice of
urban nudism. Unfortunately, it had the opposite effect. The number of nudists grew, Wiener said, and
some apparently accessorized the usual shoes and sun hats with jewelry that
cannot be described fully in a family newspaper. Over the summer, Rob Cox, board secretary of
the Castro/Eureka Valley Neighborhood Assn., and other community leaders
canvassed business owners in the area. They asked how the influx of Naked Guys
had affected commerce.
"Ninety percent of the
business owners were furious," Cox said. "I had heard it a lot from
neighbors too. So we passed that information on" to Wiener.
In early October, the supervisor
proposed the stricter ban, calling it legislation "I was hoping that I
would never have to introduce." But the Castro, he pointed out, was known
for "its diversity and its vibrance," and that sensibility was under
attack.
"Jane Warner Plaza is the only
usable public plaza in the Castro," he said during the Board of
Supervisors meeting. "It is our town square. And it has become dominated
just about every afternoon by one group.... The Castro is not about a group of
men exposing themselves every day."
Last week, the naturists struck
back. First, they held a nude-in on the
steps of City Hall. Then they filed a federal lawsuit. To Gypsy Taub, protest
organizer and hostess of a local show called "My Naked Truth TV," the
proposed ban is proof that officials want to turn the city back into "the
Dark Ages of body shame and fear."
To Taub's 9-year-old son, Bunny
Gonzalez, who was fully clothed during the protest, nudity "is a good
cause. Scott Wiener is trying to make nudity bad."
Placard-waving Web designer Mitch
Hightower said the San Francisco clampdown smacked of gentrification:
"More and more they're taking away the things that are only-in-San
Francisco." Dressed in a T-shirt, sun hat and not much else, even he had
to admit: "I'm cold!"
Ckiara Rose, in ballet-style flats and
chandelier earrings, said banning public nudity in the city was pure hypocrisy.
"San Francisco was founded on the Barbary Coast, full of brothels and
saloons," the self-proclaimed sex worker said. "They don't come from
Puritan origins."
But that's the way things could be
headed if Wiener and his colleagues aren't stopped, said attorney Christina
(formerly Christopher) DiEdoardo, who is representing Taub, Hightower and
others in the federal lawsuit. Gripping
the legal document in her hand before marching on the federal building,
DiEdoardo declared to the variously clad group, "What a gorgeous day for a
rally in San Francisco … and for us to return to real San Francisco
values!"
And how was DiEdoardo dressed on a
breezy autumn afternoon as she struck a blow for the 1st Amendment rights of
the naked? She wore a brightly flowered blouse and black slacks.
Because the federal building is not
clothing optional.
First we may lose Twinkees and now we may not be able to walk naked down Market Street. Damn