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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Sexy Valentine's Day Gifts

Next week is Valentine's Day.  I never  know what to do, what gift to buy the Lovely Sharon.  I just bought her Christmas gifts. Now it is time for another gift. Less than two after Valentine's Day is her birthday.  Less than a month after her birthday is our anniversary.  So for three months straight it is a gift buying frenzy for someone who seems to have everthing.  What do I do?  Yesterday I think my  Valentine's gift dilemma has been anwered.  I received the following email from Jerry Seiner GMC dealer:

What says "I love you" more than a coupon for a spray in truck bed liner.  It is romantic don't you think?  I could give flowers or jewelry or even sexy lingerie but why when I can give her a coupon to get a pickup truck bed lined with some protective coating.

It made me think about other Valentine's gifts I could give the Lovely Sharon.  How about "brief jerkey"?  That's right folks panties made of beef jerkey.

If she wore brief jerkey around on a hot day, I imagine all of the dogs in the neighborhood would be following her around.

How about a heart shaped spatula? She could make me heart shaped eggs, or even better I could make her heart shaped eggs.

Now here is a good possibility, a liquor bottle bouquet.

So many good possibilities. Everyone likes a romantic dinner so another good choice is that I could buy her some meat to eat.

I suppose I could buy her a new outfit

I could get her a sexy bathing suit.

I think I will settle on just a card, a hug and kiss, and then a romantic dinner

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