Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods are not friends. When asked about Woods, Sergio responded with”
I will have him over to dinner for fried chicken”. Everyone knows this is a racial insult. I have always thought Sergio was a baby, a whiner
and a choker. Basically, I have always considered him a dick. Now it appears he is a racist or is incredibly
stupid or both. The European Professional Golfers Tour CEO, while trying to
diffuse the issue and support Sergio stated that Sergio is not a racist he has
lots of “colored” friends. Keep on talking boys. Maybe say something about Asians, Native
Americans and gays.
Wolf Blitzer of CNN was interviewing a female survivor of
the Oklahoma tornado. He said “I bet you
thanked God for your survival.” She
hemmed and hawed before she said she was an atheist. Just because you live in
Oklahoma and don’t have all of your own teeth, does not mean you are part of
the religious right.
I just read a news article that stated that average IQ’s have
declined in the last 100 years. My guess
for the reason of declining IQ's: Fox News and reality TV shows.
Actor Brad Pitt said that he might have “face blindness”
because he cannot remember people’s faces after meeting them. According to the Lovely Sharon, I have a
similar problem. I have “dust” blindness
and “clean the dirty toilet” blindness. I don’t seem to recognize that
something needs that needs to be dusted or toilets that need to be cleaned. I am trying to cure my
malady by drinking red wine and watching TV.
Apparently in the most recent Star Wars movie, one of the
female characters was walking around in her underwear for no good reason. Apparently, she was in her skivvies for no
reason related to the plot. The producer
of the movie has apologized for the gratuitous showing of female
underwear. I personally think all movies
should be required to have a scene with at least one woman in her underwear. For me the 1960’s classic war movie, The
Longest Day would have been a much better movie if at least one woman in
underwear was on Omaha Beach during the D Day landing.
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